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So tell me what else can I do I lost my social life for you


wavyfoxtrot:

And the tradition continues…. Rydel’s outifts for the first part of the R5LIVE tour on the US!

Hope you like it!

superwholocked-in-albion:

zhgirlonfire:

Ok fine, you win. John was an asshole

can we just start using john winchester as a meme for shitty dads in general?

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

5sos-net:


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IMAGINE WALKING IN THE ROOM AND THEN THEY ALL LOOK AT YOU LIKE THIS OMG

5sos-net:

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IMAGINE WALKING IN THE ROOM AND THEN THEY ALL LOOK AT YOU LIKE THIS OMG

tangledinlamepickuplines:

One of my favorite things about R5 is they aren’t afraid to be real. Rydel isn’t stick thin but she’s fit and healthy. The boys have acne. They pose with ridiculous faces in their pictures sometimes (double chins, squinchy eyes) and are complete goofballs and it makes me feel good to get the truth. They’re having fun! Not trying to come off as perfect

5secondsofsummer-fanpage:

WHEN I HAVE CHILDREN IM GOING TO LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEIR HEART DESIRES WHEN IT COMES TO BANDS. THEY CAN RUN A FUCKING BLOG OR GO TO A CONCERT THAT ENDS AT MIDNIGHT OR RUIN THE PAINT ON THE WALLS WITH POSTERS AND BLAST THEIR MUSIC THROUGH THE SPEAKERS WHEN WE ARE DRIVING AND WE CAN STAY UP UNTIL EARLY HOURS TALKING ABOUT HOW HOT THAT MEMBER IS BECAUSE PARENTS NOWADAYS HAVE NO CLUE. NO CLUE.

  • ashton:

    [smiles flirtatiously] hi calum

  • calum:

    [smiles flirtatiously] hi ashton

  • ashton:

    [twirls hair] hi calum

  • luke:

    [weirded out] ...

  • calum:

    HI ASHTON

  • ashton:

    HEEHEE HI CALUM

kaeleykaeleyr5:

calumfood:

calum with friends today (+)

Calum has more than three friends?

portugals-satan:

the struggle as he tells this 

calumhemmings:

calumhemmings:

I just REALLY need 5sos to cover some of The 1975. It’s a necessity.

Basically, I need them to cover Sex so I can hear Luke sing “if we’re gonna do anything we might as well just fuck”.

ashtonirwinyesplease:

WHY IS HE SO CUTE WHY